Is it any wonder that with spelling like that world peace is light-years away? |
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The Doo Dah Band: A picture may be worth a thousand words, but thank your lucky stars you can't hear this photo! |
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Orphans of the World Unite: The Angelina Jolie/Madonna Bustierre |
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Hey, Ma! You still think my haircut is the weirdest thing out there?! |
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"No, really, officers. It's only Gatorade! " |
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The Doo Dah Queen: Second longest reigning in the world ... after Elton John! |
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Did Michael Moore sponsor this float? |
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A Big Gay in the Short North? Get outta here! What's next? A Big Republican in Upper Arlington? |
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Note to Cops: Stop following the potheads and pursue the real criminals plaguing our city! |
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Enjoy your free speech while you can. The U.S. Supreme Court won't be letting you march in Doo Dah next year. |
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And we were paranoid about Y2K? |
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Uncle Sam losing his balance: Now you know how the Bush-Cheney years have felt for the rest of us! |
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And we thought we'd be the only horses' asses in the parade! |
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Little Superheroes in training: We have to learn to scooter before we can fly. |
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Yeah, right! In La-La Land perhaps. |
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How she's aged! Lady Liberty all wrinkled and gray. The Bush years have done that to all of us. |
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Freudian slip (on her shorts). |
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What's up with men in dresses these days? And I'm not talking about the dude on the left! |
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Sir, exaggeration is the sincerest form of self-flattery! |
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What's with the awful statement? Don't you know that long gloves don't go with a one-piece knit dress!! |
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Redefining the term "mobile home!" |
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Martin Sheen must be devastated. I had no idea Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estévez passed on! |
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RENT-A-JOHN: In Victorian Village that has a whole other connotation! |
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Screw these I-Phones! Damn AT&T! To get halfway decent service you have to be on stilts. |
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A black man dangles a Confederate flag outside his window facing the gayest street in Columbus. And they say young people these days know nothing about history. |
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This is just too ridiculously far-fetched - none of the nuns at my Catholic school had such nice tits! |
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Couldn't come up with a caption for this - the joke's on us! |
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